Now that we have some weekends off to enjoy each other’s company, we like to take weekend excursions to all sorts of neat and offbeat spots right in our own backyard. It’s really amazing just what you can find within a few hours if you look hard enough!
There’s a TON of spots around Florida that we are wanting to visit. And like us, these spots are a little off the beaten path, a little ‘un-normal’ and lots of fun! I know, I know. You are all dying to know just what’s on our list for this year: Well, here’s the short version! Gibsonton, home of lobster boy, the Burt Reynolds Museum in Jupiter, Butterfly World in Coconut Creek, Coral Castle in Homestead, Dinosaur World in Plant City, Potter’s Wax Museum in St. Augustine, the Salvador Dali museum in St. Petersburg (which is a MUST SEE if you are in the area) and the list goes on and on!
So, this time around, and very fitting for Friday the 13th, I am posting about our trip to the Shell Factory in Fort Myers, Florida. Being almost a native Floridian, I had been to the shell factory but when I was a wee lad of only 8. I do remember it because my dad let me get one of those oysters that contain a pearl. Well, I did find a pearl and my dad had it made into a ring, which I still have. So it’s a ‘warm fuzzy’ memory type of place for me! And I can’t believe that Rene, also being an almost native Floridian, had never gone. So, it was top on our list.
The Shell Factory has changed in the last 10 years. It’s huge now! It’s definitely a tourist spot that kind of feels like you’ve entered a black hole/Twilight Zone-ish place once you arrive. Time stands still as you are lured in and begin to explore the many weird spots in the park.
Like animals? They have a nature park. I lament that I did not partake in the park, but the report from Rene and Ali was that it was clean, the animals looked happy and the enclosures were pretty large. I don’t like zoos or “nature parks”. End of story.
The shop is more like a mega-complex of junk, err everything under the sun made of shells, sand, plastic, lights, bright colors, loud textures and loud noises. It’s definitely an interesting visual experience to walk through the humungous shop that includes different rooms for different things.
When you first enter, to the left is the ever-famous men’s suit made of, you guessed, it shells! Check out the pictures below in case you really didn’t believe what I just wrote. And yeah, someone did actually wear it, for a long time, every day!
There are certainly some amazing shells that you just won’t see anywhere. If you are coming from up North and don’t have access to shells, this place has some beauties! And the price range goes from very inexpensive to lots of mula! They also have some funny wooden characters sitting in different spots around the store, ready to creep you out at every turn. And of course, who can go home without the plastic gold Jesus in a shell figurine or seashell night-light.
If dead and dried out sea animals, a la Spongebob is more to your liking, there are plenty of those! Bin after bin of dead, dry and stinky sea horses, sand dollars, starfish, blowfish, alligators and other ghastly stuff is all on display for your perusal. Oh, and don’t forget to grab some shots of you and your dead sea souvenir in the photo booth!
There’s the Christmas store, which has a ton of well, Christmas and holiday stuff, including Ali’s favorite, a pink tree. It even has an upside down tree complete with presents. And of course, to make the Christmas store complete, two huge tiny villages were set up. Pretty cool actually. We of course totally loved the Halloween village. Ali and Helena actually got to ride Santa’s sled. Of course, I think that we now have permanently scarred Helena as evident by the look on her face in her picture below! Our duty as parents: DONE!
So what were the highlights of the day you ask? Well, in third place would be the preserved shark fetuses in a jar, of which you can take home with you and proudly display on your mantle (just don’t bring it on board the plane with you as that’s a no-no!).
In a close second place, the Gator Things display also had some beauties: dry alligator heads with shiny black eyes, all lined up on a shelf ready to go home with you OR the best treat of the day! The alligator claw back-scratcher! Huh…now I know what to get Rene for his birthday!
And in first place? Why of course, the United States’ larges taxidermy collection, right here in our backyard! It’s an impressive collection of animals ranging from the zebra, to baboons, to a monster polar bear head and skin, to gazelles to cheetahs. You name it, it’s here!
So, words can’t really describe. My gallery down below is a good teaser, but you really must come out and see for yourself. Kitschy, fun, unique and definitely memory-making, the Shell Factory is fantabulous if you want something of the totally mondo-beaten path! Oh, and don’t forget to stay until dark to catch the waltzing waters show!
If you go, leave us a message here telling us about your day!
Go forth and explore your world, and create your own perfect day!
Oh, and Happy Friday the 13th….
Astrid
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